I've been doing offline, "academic writing" today but my mind has been wandering for a spring break trip I have planned that begins March 15th. I'm looking forward to taking a lot of pictures, sampling a lot of South African wine and beer (because local is lekker), and being a tourist. It's one of those packaged deals where everything has been planned out and there are a lot of additional options - help me decide on a few things! It beats thinking about the gigantic cockroaches that occasionally fly into my room after dusk.
Sunday:
From Cape Town we drive over scenic route 44, passing Gordon's Bay and False Bay to the town of Hermanus. After sampling beer at the Birkenhead Brewery, we visit Cape Agulhas National Park: the southernmost tip of Africa. We stay overnight along "Die Plaat," the longest beach in the Southern Hemisphere. Apparently Cape Agulhas is the place of superlatives.
Monday:
We drive north inland to the Langeberg Mountains and the semi-desert environment of the Little Karoo. We stop for lunch and a swim at Warmwaterberg Spa and its 43-degree natural hot springs. That's Celsius people. In the afternoon we drive to the capital of the Little Karoo, Oudsthoorn: the ostrich capital of the world! The choose my own adventure begins here in Oudsthoorn; do I:
- View and ride one of these prehistoric birds on a working ostrich farm. Or:
- Go on a guided tour of the Cango Endangered Wildlife Ranch for an opportunity to pet cheetah and cage dive with crocodiles while viewing many rare and endangered animal species?
- Do nothing and marvel that, yes, it does say cage dive with crocodiles above. $25. No joke.
Tuesday:
We start the day with a tour of world heritage site Cango Caves, a veritible wonderland of stalactite and stalagmite formations that are millions of years old, and yet still confused for one another to this day. We head back to the coast and SA's Garden Route for Knysna, where we will walk to the lagoon and explore the Knysna Heads. In the afternoon we drive to Bloukans Bridge, the highest road bridge in Africa where I can choose to:
- Bungi jump from the bridge, freefalling over 216 meters from the site of the highest bungi jump in the world.
- Take a bridge walking tour and jump up and down a few times to imagine what 1. would feel like without forking over $70 or potentially alienating myself from the group for the string of religious epithets and explitives that I would likely yell while jumping.
Wednesday:
We start out with breakfast and a zip-line over three waterfalls and then drive into the Eastern Cape to head for the beaches of Jeffrey's Bay. We will view the "supertubes," alleged to be one of the best surfing waves on the planet, and then we will explore the surf wear factory shops after lunch (is No Fear still around?). Imagine Huntington Beach, but in Africa. We head inland to the banks of the Sundays River, where we will explore the river by canoe. Then a campfire at night.
Thursday:
We enter Addo Elephant National Park early in the morning for a safari. The park extends all the way to the Indian Ocean and houses the densest African elephant population on earth. It is also famous for being the only park with the "Big 7": elephant, rhino, lion, buffalo, leopard, Southern Right Whale, and Great White Shark. I imagine the Big 8 would include the Durban Flying Cockroach. Seriously, they're so tough - you think you've killed one - and it's gone the next morning. We eat lunch in the park and then drive down to the coast to spend the rest of the day in Port Elizabeth, the "Friendly City."
Friday:
We start back for Cape Town today, stopping at the Crags Orphaned Elephant Sanctuary. While there, I have the option to:
- Walk and feed an elephant.
- Walk, feed, and ride an elephant.
- Stand around and hope one of the elephants sniffs out the peanuts in my pocket so I get a free feel.
We end up in the Wilderness Lakes region where we explore the lakes
by canoe, have a campfire, and pat ourselves on the back for a great
week.
Saturday:
We visit an aloe factor in Albertinia (perhaps for those suffering from elephant chafing?) and then haul it back via Sir Lowry's Pass to Cape Town, reaching it by the afternoon.
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